Wedding of the Year
EehBahMum won the first ever Heir Raising competition last week for the most exciting thing that happened over Half Term – Wedding of the Year.
She went to it with her small daughter wearing a pristine cream coloured dress. Asking for trouble doesn’t even begin to describe this sartorial decision. Thanks to a collision of orange juice and outfit, it sounds as though the result wasn’t quite what she had had in mind. The brides I’m sure were oblivious. I wish them a happy life together and a couple of orange-stain-free dresses.