BritMums Live and the Ten Commandments
Hooray I’m off to BritMums Live on 25th June. Will we behave when we get there?
I give myself a little talking to before Blog conferences which pretty much involves:-
“Now Jo, only have ONE small glass of white wine and wait until the sun is over the yardarm.”
That’s my talk.
But in case you weren’t sure of what to make of it all, and it’s your first time, here are :
The TEN Commandments of Blog Conferences
1. There should be no other Blogs before me
However ‘important’ anyone else’s blog seems, yours is unique and no one else could have written it.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image
We don’t like self worship but I wouldn’t mind a little more of this ..
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain
I know it’s tempting at times, but if you’re going to swear; just say BUM
4. Remember the Sabbath Day, to keep it Holy
… you’ve only got ONE reputation – look after it
5. Honour thy Father and thy Mother
I’ve told my son this is the No.1 Commandment even if I’VE not always followed it to the letter
6. Thou shalt not kill
(leaves a horrible mess in The Brewery for the cleaners)
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery
As if, Ladies and Gentleman, as if!
8. Thou shalt not steal
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour
Didn’t we all learn this in the playground?
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s stuff
I shall endeavour to be happy for ALL the BiB winners!
Go and have a good time but not TOO good or you can’t say I didn’t warn you!
What was your most embarrassing blog experience? Are you prepared for BML? I’d love to hear from you, so please leave a comment and I’ll reply soon.
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