Where are you hiding the money?
Now UKIP has achieved its stated intention of leaving the EU, perhaps Nigel would kindly return the £600,000 cheque given to the Vote Leave campaign by the BNP. Maybe it’s already been spent on painting out their battle bus with giant phototransfers of Farage’s sneer of cold command, or his alcohol-fuelled lunches. Who could fathom the colossal cost of Johnson salving his bad conscience by hosting expensive peacemaking meals for all the friends he nearly lost? What we do know is no one’s going to be living on the interest rates these days.
We’ve been waiting over four months guys, though I’m not entirely sure I like the idea of the donors having access to that sort of cash either.