This is a wedding I’ve never been to but it probably features very high in the nightmares of many a bride-to-be. You think you have wedding nerves? Here’s something else to worry about. You got the man, you got the dress, you got the food and the guests, but can you control the bridesmaids? Looking at the amount of time and money it takes to make the wedding cake, you’d think it would be surrounded by a security cordon and several members of the security firm G4S . On second thoughts scrap that – if their track record is anything to go by, they’d probably have polished off the cake before the guests had even arrived.