Red Face Day

Why is your face  RED  today?

 

 

Are you a baby?

Red Nose Day

 

 

Are you a toddler?

Red Nose Day

Are you a teenager?

Red Nose Day

 

Are you pregnant?

Red Face Day

 

 

Are you menopausal?

Red Face Day

 

Which one are you? I’ll give £5 to Comic Relief for the best reply …

 

 

 

 

You Baby Me Mummy

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Alice Elliott - March 24, 2017

OMG, definitely menopausal! That face shows exactly what I feel like today! Bloody dog being a complete pain again and family showing no solidarity in my struggle to control him. He’s lucky I’m not a vet with access to dog drugs…

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    Jo Sandelson - March 25, 2017

    Barney’s got off very lightly. You could of course dip his biscuits in calpol to calm him down. Isn’t that what we all used to do with the kids?

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Liberty Hen - March 24, 2017

You mean my face actually looks red instead of lightly bronzed? Oh no….
To be perfectly honest, I was reading about ‘HEALTHY GLOW bronzing powders’ in a magazine while I was meant to be cleaning the brass in the church. Apparently they’re brilliant because they ‘warm the original skin tone and let the skin breathe for the continual radiant beauty of a sun-kissed healthy glow…’. I was so keen to give Plummy Mummy the impression that I too have just come back from a fabulous fortnight on the Alpine slopes, that perhaps I over-did the healthy glow a bit. I also substituted some old supermarket lippy for the ‘Healthy Glow bronzing powders’ which possibly was another mistake.
I’m so mortified. Please, don’t tell Plummy…

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    Jo Sandelson - March 25, 2017

    Yup supermarket lippy can let one down a bit. Especially the crimson and scarlet colours. One can rectify this by using the green sparkly range which throws people off the “healthy skiing glow” altogether. I’ll keep schtumm re Plummy, we’re never going to keep up with her make up or the botulism she injects herself with …

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